Men

I was going thru my inbox, hoping to clear some junk when i came across something funny which some or most of you haf prolly heard of before.

Mental anxienty,
Mental breakdowns,
Menstrual cramps,
Menopause...
Did you ever notice how all our problems begin
with MEN!

tsk tsk ;p

Random musings...

As I drew up the blinds to bring clear the view of trees, greens and the placidity of the clear blue skies, I heaved a huge sigh. Despondency, relieve, thankfulness. I have never, ever, in my entire life believed that there could be such an unfathomable amount of "shit" in one's life. And I'm sitting in the thick of it. How i wish i cud just take a break from this madhouse life, kick aside my flip-flops and just...relax and experience the awe of sunrise. The blushes of vermillion and its underlying emanation of surrealism. *SIGHZ* I havent had the privilege to do that. For some reasons, I just haf this sudden urge to hold my booboo's hand and run around the world. O_o Ignore my musings people. I'm just a love-sick, stress-sick, life-sick individual, and I'm currently experiencing PMS. Maybe dumb cows do lead happy and ignorant lives.

On a very different note, because Jacjac can talk nothing but her two darling babies, I was inspired to also mention about my two darling "babies", although there's nothing worth mentioning LOL (Yes, this is the purposeless side of me). They are...Pookie and Cookie!! Because pictures are an illustration of, more than a thousand words *grin* and they make my blog look more watchamacallit, enthralling, I've attached a piccie of Pookie below. :D And shasha, i wud hafta agree wif ya that the word jealousy wud only apply for my booboo too *giggle*


Pookie :) 

Happy Halloween muh darlings...

Swearing a real downer

Dun u just hate it when you're constantly haunted by the traumas of being tested on our "limited" knowledge, and the thought of a backlash just send cold beads of perspiration down your temple, and the thought of the word so griping, it sends you into a wild state of despair and nausea? And to think after so many years of experience, you would haf at least conjured up some faith, and possibly maintain the ability to control our sanity. 'Nuff said. If i go on anymore, I would prolly end up driving myself insane. Welcome to the world of exams boys and girls. *AARGH*

Anyways, onto the topic of the day - swearing. I swear (no puns intended) that this is by far an article which has effortlessly redefined the word in-te-res-ting. :p And here's the scoop. Too much swearing can make men impotent and women develop male characteristics including facial hair and extra muscles, according to Russian research.

"We looked at heavy swearers and others who never used bad language and found whenever men use these words in their daily life, this immediately leads to sexual dysfunctions, like impotence. If a woman uses these words in her daily speech, she slowly begins transforming into a man, getting more hair and muscles"

...That explains the sudden outburst in eyebrow hair activity :p LOL

Muh shopping list

This stress is killing me! My lack of willpower to study is definitely frustrating me. Daddy had also just provided me with some enticing, no doubt appealing incentives. In an attempt to kill all but myself, I have created a shopping list (Yes, shopping will be the death of my finances) :p

- PRL's Blue label, wool cashmere cable crewneck in pink (which is apparently sold out everywhere now *AARGH*)
- Because Im such a charitable individual, PRL's Pink Pony slim fit polo, and if my allowances would allow me, the Pink Pony cashmere hooded sweatshirt
- PRL shirts for booboo
- Pink Luella Bartley for mummy if I can get my hands on one!
- Another pair of adidas "martial arts" (grey stripes)
- His & her wallets from Gucci (hopefully my trip to Shanghai will cut some costs!) *grin*
- Pink suede boots
- Georges Marciano's Kayla dress
- A Halle Tiered mini
- Guess?'s city girl skirt
- Nice black leather belt for booboo


Black leather buckle from Guess 

...And the list stops here till I think of more things to buy next! :)

(Shhhh! No one tell my hunnie!)

Gack!

Woe-betide, exam revisions. It appears that i've been easily distracted by extraneous stimuli. I also seem to have difficulty sustaining attention on tasks or play. The diagnosis? Attention Deficit Hyperactivity Disorder *chuckle* Stress has definitely gotten the better of me. Been eating so much now that my parents are around that i think i'v easily put on some fat here and there. Honestly, i think the only muscle on me that's been overworked are around the mouth, and not my legs although there was probably just as much walking to do. Got my fingers crossed my arse wont swell up to a size 12 (and above)...at the rate my parents and my booboo are feeding me, the future looks awfully scaree :p Hmm, then again there's someone out there who wont let that happen, rite or not? *giggle*

Check this out, it's the funniest job ad i've seen so far LOL Ppl these days...

http://www.mycareer.com.au/articles/promotions/pm-ad.htm?s_cid=103224

*siGhz* Back to the books...

Who?

Who has travelled around the world? Who has witnessed the Aurora Boreaulis at the age of 8? Who has a perfect family who provides and loves her unconditionally? Who had modestly won several art championships since age 5? Who possesses the unparalleled compassion for intricate designs and fusion cooking? Who has been to Santa Claus village and sat on his lap? Who is happily loved by and loves the one man that is so difficult to love? Who uses Wedgewood plates for cup Noodles? Who has sprinted? Who had her own horse when she was 6? Who has wished upon the stars of Orion and had her wish came true? Who has sat in the blistering cold in the arms of her hero by the beach at sunset waiting for penguins? :p Who has bumped into Jacques Villeneurve and not know who he was? Who had so blindly insulted the "national car" in front of the Queen? Who has had her designs printed on dining ware? Who aspires to travel around the world with the one man she loves? Who has had Movenpick ice-cream air flown specially for her 12th birthday? Who...thinks of nothing but love?

Booboo no more

I just found out, today, on the Vogue forum that...

Someone else...some hussy loves her booboo to bits!!

*double gasp*

*screams*

...Wat da?!! Who else in this overcrowded universe wud call her boy "booboo" apart from me?!!

*triple gasp*

I will so hunt that person down. Excuse me...

Love & Friendships

Love...

...is when you look into someone's eyes,
and see everything you need.

Love,
The key that unlocks the bars of impossibility

Real love is feeling like being a part of that person's
life almost isn't enough. It's more like a feeling that
you would live in the same skin with them if you could
and share every thought, heart beat, and emotion as one.

...someone whom you cant live without,
not someone you can live with.

And then, there's friendships...

Friendship doubles your joys, and divides your sorrows

Many people will walk in
and out of your life,
but only true friends will leave
footprints in your heart.

A friend is like a four leaf clover,
hard to find but lucky to have...

They are the people who walk in
when the whole world has walked out
(apart from your huns that is)

Or to simply put it in a way I can easily relate to:
Friends are like credit cards,
we need them forever... :p

Would you agree that, parents start you off on life,
but friends get you through it?

Blabs

Too many complaints from my dear readers and too little time! I have been so inefficient in blogging lately courtesy of the workload they pile at Monash's PsychManagement faculty...and me daily muses. Well sorry guys, didnt get no comments so i thought no one comes in here, esp. given the upsurge in academic activities. :)

I've been feeling rather *ahem* "fat" and lazee these days, which in turn results my already do-not-make-sense-self depreciating into an illiterate. For the first time in my life, I have not been watching telly since I moved back to my place and that is a flabbergasting four weeks! No biggie, but considering I'm such a hog when it comes to most things...heck, even I can not believe myself when i finally (yes, finally) realized this morning. So where the hell did my time go?!

Another universe shattering record, I havent been visiting my usual "places of interests" lately (i.e. shopping)!! I hear the audience double-gasping. *chuckle* I guess it is good in some ways coz i do need to save up for a couple of surprises i haf up my sleeves, AND on my already depleting bank account, and my parents. Aye, poverty battles my demons...eating out everyday is honestly very heartbreaking on my part. So with what i haf left my modestly pathetic savings, I will attempt to revive the shopaholic in me and go shopping erm afterwards, post-assignment celebration i shud say (apart from yesterday's visit to the pub).

Oh! Just to let y'all know (coz sharing IS caring)...my uncanny cravings for ice-cream in the midst of wed night led me raving thru the aisles of Safeway looking for something to satisfy my erm..cravings hehe lo and behold...Cape Byron!! I stood there, rooted to the ground in front of the lightly frosted screens of the frozen food aisle...astounded, jaw-dropping. And then, without a thought in mind, my hand slowly reached for the door, fingers grasped at the handle...1..2..3..REACH! The instance my fingers touched the tub, frost sent my common sense ravelling back into my mind. Hmmmm the great question...to buy or not to buy? :p

Just a note to y'all non ice-cream believers, the range of Cape Byron they haf back in KL is only an availability of TWO measely flavours - Pecan Caramel and Traditional Choc Mudcake for the fuct up m'sian market. AND on top of that, it costs about RM26 for a tub, i think. It's just ridiculous, so ridiculous i only get the privilege of enjoying it once a month when my dad hits the supermarket (which is why my mum, sis and i prefer to keep good ol daddy out of the supermarket).

And so, mango peach rhapsody was my dinner yesterday nite wif some sad-but-true leftovers. Mmmmmm indulgence. :)