Ploop!
What distinct sounds would a rusty spigot spout if a rusty spigot got turned on?
And the answer...
The rusty spiggot
sputters,
utters,
a splutter,
spatters a smattering of drops,
gashes wider;
slash,
splatters,
scatters,
spurts,
finally stops sputtering
and plash!
Gushes rushes splashes
Clear water dashes.
Onomatopoeias! Pfft. :p

