A bit of this here and there
I know I will eventually neglect my blog :p lol Well, i didnt exactly neglect my esteemed duties, just that...well, you see, my beloved darling crashed (my trusty laptop) and without it, I just dun feel quite inspired to rant on and on. Besides, as with the usual story, all my fantabulous entries come out to play at night just secs before I wander off into LalaLand, and when i wake up in the a.m., I swear...nothing pops up. Its so sodding griping. According to my mum, I've been suffering from this predicament of, yet another disease since I dangled myself from a rambutan tree - AAADD (Age Activated Attention Deficit Disorder). Must have been some pretty hard bump on the noggin. Bwahaha yet another disease :p
When i say "age activated", I dont mean to suggest that i AM suffering from some sorta old-age disorder aight. It's one thing when I openly admit, AND accept that fact that I have some sorta compulsive disorder and that I'm very much an "onion-maniac"...But it's another when I hafta admit that i'm aging. I refuse to call myself an old...the f word is forbidden here.
..FART! (WTF?! I'm schizo too?!)
Maybe i shud embrace this? Then again there's alot of older (and olderer) farts out there. We shud be part of this glam society...the OFA!
The OFA unite!
We stand above all others,
We shall not be outdone...
In striving for the beeeeesssttt
No hardshipp shall we shhh... *music stops*
Oops, that was my school anthem. LOL I used to remember those glory days when I was part of this brat association. Oops again, i meant "prestigious" school, and we used to sing the school song every morning during assembly. I did wear my badge in pride, until I became a prefect, who wouldnt wear her tie with pride. :p
About a month ago, they were playing "God Save the Queen" during the Queen's birthday (Queen E of England), i stood up and sang with pride, and got all emo (i finally found another use for this word).
I am soooo in denial.
It's either I'm living in a time warp, or as my dad put it, the hoe (of hoeggarden) really got to me. This doesnt constitute as treason does it?!! *looks around suspiciously*
Anyhow, one more last rant before I head off to LalaLand and think of yet another exciting episode to confabulate :p Last month, one of my credit cards cannot be used! It was rejected!! TWICE! How embarrassing is that?!! As mush and I were discussing, I realized, too, that it MUST be one of our parent's master plans...I see all the pieces coming together. Yup yup yup. First they stuff us silly with Ben & Jerry's (they keep em comin every weekend!) so we're all fat and obese, and they cut our credit cards so we're swimming in pools of debt...and because of all these, we will never want to leave home! Oh the pity of it all.
When i say "age activated", I dont mean to suggest that i AM suffering from some sorta old-age disorder aight. It's one thing when I openly admit, AND accept that fact that I have some sorta compulsive disorder and that I'm very much an "onion-maniac"...But it's another when I hafta admit that i'm aging. I refuse to call myself an old...the f word is forbidden here.
..FART! (WTF?! I'm schizo too?!)
Maybe i shud embrace this? Then again there's alot of older (and olderer) farts out there. We shud be part of this glam society...the OFA!
The OFA unite!
We stand above all others,
We shall not be outdone...
In striving for the beeeeesssttt
No hardshipp shall we shhh... *music stops*
Oops, that was my school anthem. LOL I used to remember those glory days when I was part of this brat association. Oops again, i meant "prestigious" school, and we used to sing the school song every morning during assembly. I did wear my badge in pride, until I became a prefect, who wouldnt wear her tie with pride. :p
About a month ago, they were playing "God Save the Queen" during the Queen's birthday (Queen E of England), i stood up and sang with pride, and got all emo (i finally found another use for this word).
I am soooo in denial.
It's either I'm living in a time warp, or as my dad put it, the hoe (of hoeggarden) really got to me. This doesnt constitute as treason does it?!! *looks around suspiciously*
Anyhow, one more last rant before I head off to LalaLand and think of yet another exciting episode to confabulate :p Last month, one of my credit cards cannot be used! It was rejected!! TWICE! How embarrassing is that?!! As mush and I were discussing, I realized, too, that it MUST be one of our parent's master plans...I see all the pieces coming together. Yup yup yup. First they stuff us silly with Ben & Jerry's (they keep em comin every weekend!) so we're all fat and obese, and they cut our credit cards so we're swimming in pools of debt...and because of all these, we will never want to leave home! Oh the pity of it all.
posted by stephanie | 1:42 AM
2 Comments:
What have you been smoking woman?!! LOL
woman,you sound so delirious.
no wonder you're my friend! :D
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