Shocking madness

There's just too many insane incidences in one week. Nope, cant take that much insanity...heart attack. First, Australia kicked my yakuza's arses 3-1. THREE?! And then i find out the next day that I haf some sorta serious throat infection because of too much yelling from the previous day. Wot nonsense. Sucked in too much bad air the doc says. BAH. Then i got beautifully electrocuted by my laptop charger from the main power point. Was spastic hours after that, and am still feeling very much spastic now too, thank you (mush, think msn spastic panda). And then now, Bettina's having crazy sales in melbourne.


So is Bardot. So is Gripp. So is Nine West. So is Natio. All at the same fucking time (when I'm not there)?!! Oh, my weak heart. Someone fan me please.