Adopt-a-Me

Somebody tell me where I can...

ADVERTISE FOR A NEW FAMILY!!!

It all started when...

Reason #1
Two nights ago, I was dragged AGAINST-MY-OWN-WILL along (by my parents ofcourse) to some "high society" lah-di-dah sorta dinnah. After the meal, the menfolk were commenting on the subject of reckless teenage drivers today and how it has contributed to all that accidents and all that gist. Then this Mr OldMan said that though some of these drivers are good at heart, with no intentions to be reckless whatsoever, they are still IMPATIENT nonetheless. And my beloved father happily chirped in "My daughter is a living specimen of that breed". WTF?!! My very own father. Hang on to that thought, I'm beginning to doubt that now. Hmmph.

Chauvinist sexist male beings you people!! As a result, I had to endure the whole night of old men saying to me stuff like "Girl, remember to be drive safe next time. Slow and steady" OR "My dear, you must be careful on the road these days. There are alot of men out there who also want to take advantage of girls like you." Now you know why I'm not allowed to drive out alone at night. Because there are hamsup old men who want to molest younger girls like me.

Molestation issues aside, I will never forgive my daddy for saying what he said. Reckless I am def not, but impatient...maybe :) So much for being daddy's girl.


Reason #2
Now, observe in the picture below. Tell me, dear readers, just how many tubs of ice-cream can you spot??

Six? Or did i hear SEVEN?? It might look like every kid's dream version of what to expect when you open the freezer compartment, but not ours! Well, not my sis' and I that is (we only just realized this today).

3 tubs of Ben & Jerry's. 1 Baskin Robbins. 1 Dreyers. 1 Blue Bunny. 1 erm Le Cremiera (Tiramisu flavour).

THEN there's all that cheese cake, cheese tarts, roast chickens. What's with all that fattening FAT FAT food?!!?!!! My sis and I suspect that our father, or parents for that matter are out to fatten us both so they can send us off for arranged marriages!!! Hmmph we have foiled their master plan.

Imagine.........Oh meet our beloved plump ones. Good health. Big hips to support childbirth. Prosperity you will have!

It's quite obvious there's been some sorta setup here!!!

Reason #3
I'm still thinking of a good one...Gimme some time. The ice-creams'-a-eating into my smart braincells. >_<

Self-proclaimed food connoisseur, moi!

People who started this tag business, listen up...YOUR DAYS ARE NUMBERED!!! Two weeks ago, Mush so lovingly email tagged me, and I had half a mind to retaliate by NOT replying at all, but waddaya know, I have no will power, so I replied anyways. :p Then it got me thinking about my favourite foodSss over lunch.

I dont have just 4...6...7...or 10 fave foods for that matter. The list is neverending!! Holy cow!! It's a wonder i dun pile on em calories and get phat. Ah bless the high metabolism rates. But i'm no anorexica either, heck anorexic is when you have no boobs and ass, and are stick thin! I have ass and boobs, with thin wrists! Therefore, i SO do not fall under that category, AND I haf flabs instead of abs now..maybe a tad bit :p

And so some of my fave foods so far are...

BBQ Spare ribbbbbbbsssssss
Jacket potatoes with oodles and oodles of cheese, sour cream, melted butter n chivesss
Pigs in blanket
Fish and chips!!
Lobster thermidoreeeeeee (oh hell I am drooling on the comp)
Creaaammmy pasta carbonara
Ramli chicken burgers

Buttered sourdough rolls (fresh from the oven) stuffed with tender, plump slices of smoked salmon and crisp greens and onions, smattered with fresh capers bursting with their saltiness.

Oven-fresh scones with a generous serve of raspberry jam and vanilla rich cream, so fine it tastes like ice-cream itself, and a pot of earl grey to wash it down. London's best

Then there's...

KFC KFC KFC!! Oh what heavenly chickens.
A&W Onion rings (with Root beer!!)
Pizza hut's freshly toasted garlic bread
Wendy's fish burger
Mackers' chicken McNuggets

And also...

Generous, bordering on lavish, servings of roche gelati on Lygon.

Tiramisu with more MORE kahlua, baileys, and mascarponeeeeeee. Yes pleaseee.

Baileys banana, bread and butter pudddinggggg.

Not to forget that orgasmic (ORGASMIC i tell ya!) experience age 11...

..a rich trail of hot fudge oozing out of the soft moist composite of chocolate fudge sponge, served with a dollop of rich cream - Hot chocolate fudge pots at LA's Disney Land

I have gotta stop this nonsense before I dehydrate myself from excessive drooling.

I WISHH...I WISHHHH...I have all these foods in front of me nowwwww!!

*squints*

*opens one eye*

Nooo? SOOOOOOOOBBBBBBBB :(

Curses

Blast! Drat! And tarnation!!!!
It's been rain, rain and more rain!!
Somebody fly me to the Caribbean :p
I feel even more of a couch hog now with all these rain.
Somebody pleaseeeeeee..fly me somewhere happier hehe

Oh btw, my car window was smashed yesterday, my road tax stolen, and my number plates too. "Oh btw" was prolly an understatement to my reaction yesterday when i found out. %^&^$@%%^&^#@!! I wonder what were those thugs thinking??! They shud haf just taken the whole darn thing! I thought my Winnie the Poo & friends cusheeyon was stolen also, but only to find it a few metres, TORN APART down the road. YOU FUCKERRRSS!!! But, i must say, they were professionals, there was not a speck of broken glass on my leather inside..and they took the correct road tax - I tend to be too lazee to rip out the old one when it expired. :p A decade ago, someone tried to steal the road tax off one of the company's car, but ended up taking the wrong one. Never have i seen such a dim-witted imbecile. But this one got away. I wonder if there was some conspiracy. Hmmmm...

Why not the mercedes?
Why not the old beemer?
Why not the honda?
Why not the kelisa?
Why MY car?!!!

(which were all parked outside)

And p/s, FYI, i do NOT owe ppl money!!!

Curses!! CURRSEESSS!!!! Mofos! Scum of a scum. Maybe I shud put a sign on the car now to invite other intelligent-er people to steal the car. I should leave the door open too. I swear this car is jinxed. It's crapping my entire fortune(s)..from happening. Hmmph.

Edit: I made a mistake with their so called "professionalism", apparently my driver cleaned up some of the glass inside, that's why there was no glass, but the fact that they bothered to use a glass cutter instead of smashing the whole window tells you something doesn't it?

I, Robot.

I am having paranoia of sorts. Argh.
Hoorah for the great delusional one.

Anyway, I find that my lovers Ben & Jerry do a swell job of keeping it at bay. *smiles proudly*

This week, is Migraine Days for stef...I've forgotten how it feels like to have a clear head. Not that my head has EVER been clear - it's always filled with clouds of love, of fantasies and yes, my neverending delusions. We, of the same will-o'-the-wisp breed tend to flock together.

Shasha, JacJac and I are still squabbling over who gets to be with Chad on which days. :p Mush thinks she'll have a raunchy session with sunglasses guy in the store room, have kids and then get married. See how she has lost em marbles. And me, I will marry my korean lover, have kids and then live happily ever after. Though, I might face "permanent extermination" from the male LOL

The mind, is just like the computer...or vice versa. I mean, the comp was built after all based on the simple thinking processes of us human beings, these were also the basic founding principles of cognitive theories. Back in high school, i was like a P4, even though it wasnt even invented then, I had an endless source of memory space. But what happened now?! When I was clearing out my old books the other day, I came across my French grammar books, and despite my short-lived happy moment, my brain started aching like it has never ached before. It's like I have this impenetrable wall encompassing my mind. Nothing seems to be absorbing! Nothing WANTS to be absorbed!

...as if my korean lover's image is taking up too much space! :p hohoho

Warning! Warning! System overload! Auto-shutdown activated!

Bah!

Even yesterday, everything was going so well after my swim, and nice day out with my mum and sis, when suddenly at night, I had to fill out a form in Malay, and lo & behold....that nagging pain is back. @#$$^% I needed 2 advils. Maybe its just the malay language, but even with reading my mum's japanese books, i started feeling a tad bit erm dense? What's the meaning of this?!!

Am i destined to live the rest of my life a dimwit, with limited capacity?? If i was a comp, I'm definitely a failing cranky OLD model. *sob* Or am i just not cut out to be multilinguist...its that wat its called?

WHY! WHY! WHY!

Stuck onto him

Everytime he calls me
Everytime he msgs me
Everytime I hear his name

...my heart skips a beat.

WHY DOES IT STILL HAPPEN?!!?!

Me, myself and my delusional self.

It's a Friday night, it's 15 to, I just got back from dinnah.
After a nice hot refreshing shower, my bed didnt look so enticing anymore.
@#$#^%$@! So i sat myself down, ready to work again. *groan*
Think of the money in the end. The money....the moooneyyy.

Then i thought of something else.
(I always welcome distractions at this time of the day)
I deserted my laptop, and skipped to my CD shelf.
There, in its little pink glory, was the man-of-my-tonight's dream on the cover (pic below) :p
So i decided that tonight, i will have a foursome. Yes, a FOURSOME.
MMMmmmmmMmm

Me. My korean lover. And Ben & Jerry. ;)

*woot*

Then there came that griping voice again. The money...the mooonney.
Goddamnit. So i had no choice but to split my brain in half.
Multi-tasking. What i do best. HAH.

Oh the money. When have i become-ed so possessed?!
Which reminds me. My 16 yr old cousin seeked my opinion on prospective jobs. He wanted "fast fast lotsa money". I told him to go rob a bank. :)