Announcement

Dear customers ahem readers,

Due to the overwhelming excitement and insanity that have arisen as a result of crazy soccer hype, our resident writer seems to have somehow taken the hike (hey something rhymes). Yup. On vacation. So during this time (and, including the past and following weeks to come), there will be no blog entries. We suggest you drop back in to check after July 10th, hopefully by which her royal vain-ness will be back on track.

We apologize for any inconveniences caused.

Beckhams & Kakas..(oops sorry)

Fouls & Goals. Dope. Wrong again.


Hugs & Kishies,

The (O)verly (G)orgeous Team

P.S The royal vain-ness included a little note before her abrupt leave, which we think was meant to a blog entry. It says...

"I love my daddykins! It's def touching to know that your own father would remember what your fave drink is, and to actually have him buy it back for you from duty free! :p Yeap, two bottles of Cosmo and Blue Lagoon. Mmmmm. No im not some alcoholic freak. Update. I have however moved onto lychee martinis now lol and i still am very much lusting after Malibuuuuu (the last time my daddy-o bought me a bottle of malibu, he never got to hear the end of it from his wife, thus resorting to smaller quantities). tee hee :)"

P.p.s Remember, with world cup fad, eye-bags are IN. Do not be caught without one :p

Shocking madness

There's just too many insane incidences in one week. Nope, cant take that much insanity...heart attack. First, Australia kicked my yakuza's arses 3-1. THREE?! And then i find out the next day that I haf some sorta serious throat infection because of too much yelling from the previous day. Wot nonsense. Sucked in too much bad air the doc says. BAH. Then i got beautifully electrocuted by my laptop charger from the main power point. Was spastic hours after that, and am still feeling very much spastic now too, thank you (mush, think msn spastic panda). And then now, Bettina's having crazy sales in melbourne.


So is Bardot. So is Gripp. So is Nine West. So is Natio. All at the same fucking time (when I'm not there)?!! Oh, my weak heart. Someone fan me please.

Everyone's gone mad!

I bet you, soon the world will be in chaos, lives are in jeopardy, crops and vegetation will die, BECAUSE IT'S WORLD CUP FEVER! Crazee humans i tell ya. But i've never been happier because I have an endless stack of hoeggarden, and just a few days ago to celebrate the start of world cup (and England's not-so-exciting win), our family had a BBQ party, and my responsibility was to make sure that no underaged brat gets their filthy hand on em alcohol. So there i was sitting next to my darlings, the hoeggarden and....malibbuuuuuuuu. *eyes twinkle* Never haf i seen so many bottles starring and calling out at me simultaneously, except in the occasional liquor store. The only difference is that, they're all mine to drink now! Bwahahahahaha no one stop me!

I think even i've gone mad for some unapparent reason. I cannot also believe how pissed I was at getting tricks-ed to go watch a movie wif my cousins so my uncles and dad can finish all that beer. AND miss out on the chance to support my team's first game. I mean, on fri, i checked again, just to make sure that I didnt miss out on the game, and calculated the local time...but i got it wrong! SCREW YOU DAYLIGHT SAVINGS! Instead of thinking the game was at 9pm local time, I thought it was 11pm local time...so agreed to watch a movie with my cousins thinking that i'll be able to make it back just in time to finish the game. But nooooooooooo. I also know that I wont be able to stay up to catch the Angola v Portugal match to support my other lover (Cristiano) play. Well, not to say cant stay up, I JUST SPENT THE WHOLE OF LAST NIGHT UP FRIGGIN THINKING THE GAME WAS LAST NIGHT! I need to get my dates right. Godamnit. How can one possibly misread "Argentina v Ivory Coast" and "Angola v Portugal"??! Beats me. I guess i'm just not mad enough. Or i'm just so mad (and delirious AND distracted ahem) that I've gotten to a point where I cant be anymore mad-der hehehe Thank goodness? Anyhow, this isnt important. I just feel life is so monotonous now. And lyn is down wif some swollen disease so she cant obviously encourage and support me with this crazy wave. I want to go out and play!!! :p

But btw, for those who were wondering...s'pore was swell! The sales were crap but i enjoyed time spent wif muh secret lovers bwahahahahahahaha i do miss them. :)