Today's Horoscope

OH MY OH MY OH MY!! OH MY OH MY OH MY!! OMG!

....Reallllyy? :p

Let the festivities begin!!

It's gonna be one hell of a month! I can sense it coming!! I mean, there really isnt much to celebrate, in fact there's zilch, but for some reasons I seem to be out AND drinking more this month than any other month this year, yes even more booze than the already defunct world cup season. So my recap for last week was...a boring weekday(s) nonetheless with nothing worth blogging about, then came friday when i was SICK! Sick on the day I was meant to be in bangsar and/or painting the town red with mi querido yng lyn...AND missing out the chance to "pounce" on my lover Adrian :p bwahahaha

Then came the next day when I had a jolly jolly good time, but no Adrian lover in sight. He must be hiding from me. Hmmph. Or...sick too? :p Got there so late that I thought to myself, must not waste time..must drink my worth!!!

And before you know it, sing along together now!

Now everybody in the club gettin tipsy,
Everybody in the club gettin tipsy..tipsy tipsy tipsy.

No, it wasnt so bad. :p But the worst part was that I had JD allllll over my skirt, my underwear, my legs and my shoes. My nice new cheap shoes. I mean, dun get me wrong, I love Jack as much as i love Johnny, but not all over me like that. Hmmph tHanks to the dodo who was preparing the flamin', who was smart enough to knock the glasses over.

It was a good night nonetheless. And needless to say, rheanna darling was KO-ed before the night was over. And i nearly got abducted whilst looking for my parents' car. Long story short, a lone hamsup stranger probably thought I was some lone hot drunkie who didnt know where she was going...it was the heels i was wearing! I swear, it makes me walk funny, kinda like a duck. Never buy discounted shoes! And i thought they were a steal. Plus the fact they were sticky from the JD...how can one expect one to walk properly eh?

Family dinnah the next day. And daddy brings out this gorgeous red wine. I had to have at least two glasses of it! Natch. It was wicked awesome sweet stuff. Sweet like ribena. Sweet as hell. Sweet like chocolatesss..oh i used to love that song. Sorry, as I was saying, never tasted wine like this before. Not even dessert wine tasted so sweet. And daddy was right. It was a lady's drink. I dont even know if my alcohol from the prev night had dispersed well in muh system, but one cannot let a good wine goto waste!!

And then there's mooncake festival just around the corner, or well sorta. That jolly jolly time of the year when once again the great vain one cannot CANNOT wait to get her hands and sink her teeth into...drumroll please, the Raffles Hotel's champagne truffle snowskin mooncake. And the cognac truffle too. Yes, you read it right. COGNAC! Oh it's absolutely orgasmically indescribably HEAVENLY. Seriously you guys should try it. MUST MUST try! As for the rest of you who'd like to make a vain peacock happy...you know wot to do la. I'll be waitingggg :)

p.s anyone of you guys happen to know a good eye-cream brand, L'occitane is good but is there something more powderful??